It is because of that Kelvinator in the House on C Street that a thermal imaging of predicted near-term global temperature patterns looks like a bloody burger on a moldy bun.
Please respectfully ask your local Republican representative why The Family hates polar bears, and let me know what you find out. They won’t seem to return my calls.
I hear the House on C Street has a Kelvinator completely packed with nothing but these two items!
RECIPE: Chop Chu-ey Casserole
1 lb Ground beef
3/4 c Chopped celery
3 tb Instant minced onion
1 1/4 c Water
1/2 c Uncooked converted rice
1/2 ts Salt
1 cn Condensed chicken with rice
1 cn (4 oz) slice mushrooms
1 tb Packed brown sugar
1 small jar SKIPPY Extra Chunky peanut butter
2 tb Soy sauce
6 oz mini-marshmallows
1 ts Butter or margerine
Cook and stir ground beef, celery and onion in skillet until beef is brown; drain. Stir in remaining ingredients.
OVEN METHOD: Pour into greased 2 qt. casserole dish. Cook uncovered in 350 degree oven 30 minutes; stir. Cook until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed, about 30 minutes longer.
RANGE TOP METHOD: Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, until rice is tender and liquid is absorbed, about 30 minutes.
CAR TOP METHOD: Pour into Zip-Loc heavy duty freezer bags. Duct tape to roof of your hybrid vehicle. Drive around from 10am through 3pm—increase by 2 hours if overcast. Cut corner off bag and squirt into single serving recycled paper cups.
SERVE!
Alright, who’s hungry for some Chop Chu-ey Casserole?
It will kick your taste buds’ butt!
Hiiiii-YAH!
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear.
Julia Child (August 15, 1912 – August 13, 2004)
Culinary giant
Video of our new Ambassador to Mexico meeting with his counterparts.
Wish him luck!
The energy required to run this refrigerator for just one hour was equal to that expended by the Saturn IB booster rocket that launced Apollo 13 into orbit.
In other words, the Kelvinator had 1,600,000 lbf (7.1 MN) of thrust!
INSANE!
Which reminds me: Have you painted your roof white yet? Don’t make me come over there!
All the globe trotting in that bagel recipe reminded me of this site with 1000+ photos of airline food. →
(Barf bag not included!)
RECIPE: South West German Bagels
4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) OSCAR MAYER Braunschweiger
1/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing
1/4 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick ‘N Chunky Salsa
1 tsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard [elitist LOL!]
3 cinnamon-raisin bagels (3 inch), halved, toasted
2 medium Gala apples, sliced
MIX braunschweiger, dressing, salsa and mustard until well blended.
SPREAD bagel halves evenly with the braunschweiger mixture.
TOP with the apple slices.
Chill & SERVE!
